Writing from another squat. This one is in Bilbao, Spain. 10 years old and aging gracefully. Kukutza, they call it. Squats really lubricate the Pleasant Revolution. This one has good vibes and confirms a big trend among squats: acrobatic arts facilities. Seems there’s some kind of latent need for modern Western humans to explore limits of human motion. Squats have come to the rescue. Just before we left, I assembled apparati for human flight: sprung gymnastics runway leading to large landing pads and a lovely high-performance springboard dividing the two. I saved this event for the morning of departure to keep the exposure to injurous flight short and to avoid the drinking end of the day. I invited Amanda Mora Jones (amandamora.com) and Paul Freedman (FossilFool.com).

Again: strategy to avoid injury: only those deemed to posses smarts about self-preservation and good coordination were invited. We helped Paul confront his fears about back-flips. Amanda called up some fantastic tumbling skills from her preteen gymnast life. I simply performed long unadulterated “superman” flights, terminated by late somersaults. This session was totally parallel in sensation to moving around Europe by bike: the limits of human motion, thrill of speed, no motor to distract. Graceful exertion with carefully crafted tools begets elation.
Elation? Well, well – how much elation is involved with hauling 190 pounds of gear around Europe with 15 other people? There’s certainly elation at the end of the day. The uphills are a bit of trouble – but I tell ya, low gears (28 teeth in front, 32 in the back) and lots of time allows for any car-navigable hill to be managed by countless mincing pedal strokes. It’s easier than it looks and sounds. A little fitness and a lot of confidence required.

Some of my favorite road tools. (a hint of fetish, to be sure)
The flats are totally breezy. One of my missions in life is to convince people of the tiny difference between hauling no load and hauling a huge load on the flats. The magic of wheels and momentum and the incredible efficiency of the bicycle deliver dividends. The only stipulation is that a huge load requires slooowww acceleration from a stop – beginning with a low gear as described above, then advancing through gear steps, almost one by one, until up to speed. Then – inertia butters your bread! An object in motion tends to stay in motion, especially when wheels, good bearings, and a heavy payload are involved. Non-cyclists can’t seem to imagine how easy this is. Damn shame.
And what about elation on the downhills? For me, with such a load, and such consequential frame-flex, elation is in short supply. I think I’m too spoiled by fine-tuned unburdened Italian racing machines – the kind of equipment that seems to just about react to your thoughts – blurring division between man and machine. My Pleasant Revolution rig is different. Gear must be symmetrically loaded and lashed tight. Headset must be smooth-spinning with NO play. Tires must be round in profile and properly inflated. With these measures, control is retained, but downhills are never approached with wide-eyed abandon. More like wide-eyed caution. The speed wobble demons are always ready to pounce on the disrespectful. Indeed, two of our Revolutionaries have been pounced upon. One, seemingly for a loose load violation, and another for a loose headset. Broken bodies resulted.
Speed wobbles (AKA shimmies) are terrifying and often rapidly escalating. Smooth, soft braking and clenching the frame’s top tube with inner thighs seem to be the only remedies.
So elation comes from cargobike touring indeed, but sometimes it’s subtle or drawn out or simply resultant from reflection. Reflection on life-affirming sustainability. Taken to the next level. This kind of elation leaves stains on the fabric of your soul. Stubborn stains.
{pictures by Paul Freedman}
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